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RainTheFan-Person
Boeing AH-64 Apache
• 12/19/2017

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Where is my gender?
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RainTheFan-Person
Boeing AH-64 Apache
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• 12/21/2017
I'm afraid I cannot include your gender if I don’t know what it is. What is your gender? I apologise for leaving it out.
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• 12/21/2017
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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• 12/21/2017
OH NO, NOT THAT! XD
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